Failed Promotional Shots

June 5, 2009 by thewoodwhisperer
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Over the past few years, we’ve had to take promotional shots for various reasons. As it turns out, the camera, the lighting, and composing the shot are the easy parts. Getting me to take a serious picture is the REAL challenge. I was just digging through some old shots and thought you might find it funny to see just a small sample of our “failed” promotional shots. I have no shame.

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34 Responses to “Failed Promotional Shots”
  1. Nicole is a lucky, lucky lady!

  2. Rich says:

    Yeah massive FAIL

  3. Bill Akins says:

    Oh Monk, I mean Marc, (remember that?) You are always good for a laugh!

  4. MollyBerry says:

    omg…my newly healing surgery wounds are pissed at you cause of the LOL I just did. So funny :D Nicole- you got a hot mess of a catch on your hands!

  5. kosta says:

    I can see why some of those failed lol

  6. Shawn says:

    The serious shot of you leaning on the table might have worked if you had been wearing a sleeveless t-shirt.

  7. Kevin says:

    Funny stuff. I like #5, and #7 because they could almost be serious. I’m one for subtlety in comedy.

  8. kentuckybill says:

    Dude, I printed out image 6 and made a poster for my shop wall. Is that wrong?

  9. Peik says:

    Haha, flames? :D

  10. Marty says:

    Dude, are you SURE you like girls?

  11. Brian says:

    I think the shirt says it all :D

  12. Jim Jones says:

    Hey, if I had a free, custom, jacked-up, turbo-charged and tricked-out Powermatic like that, I’d be giddy too!! Drooool.

  13. Marc! Cheryl says picture #6 should be of you NAKED! I mean, how much pride could you possibly have left. I like the “nerd” one myself.

  14. bbordeau says:

    One word – Sassy!

  15. John Conklin says:

    MAN!!! I love those shots… stuck a bunch all over the lawn and the moles are GONE!!! lol

    Great sense of humor guys.

  16. CcntMnky says:

    Your big thumbs-up is now by laptop background!

  17. Critterman says:

    Hey, not so sure about the poses, but the shirt was juuuusssst right. LOL

  18. Scott says:

    So, ah, like which ones were the “failed” ones, eh?

  19. Kevin says:

    I noticed you have the cast-iron legs and the blanchard ground top on your saw. I thought you had the standard black legs on there. Or was the the old saw?

  20. Denny says:

    My teenage daughter was looking over my shoulder and she squealed when photo #6 was displayed. She said “He’s cute, I like that picture!”
    (Nicole, you better keep a tight hold on Marc’s leash! LOL)

  21. Claude Stewart says:

    I agree with Brian

  22. Erick says:

    Frightening on so many levels !!

  23. Terry says:

    All I thought of when I looked at picture #6 was I bet that outfeed table won’t work well at that height.

  24. Patrick says:

    I don’t know about Marc the poser (although those are some sweet moves) but that is one Wicked Cool paint job on that tablesaw. I think generally in advertising the model is supposed to be prettier than the machine.

  25. Lory says:

    Nice costume change for the last shot!!

    Lory

  26. Benito Vasquez says:

    WARNING….TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOUR LOOKING AT TO PEOPLE WHEN THEY SEE IT , WILL BE VERY HARD

  27. Frank Kovach says:

    I’ve never met a biological engineer who became a woodworker who started a website with a cool name who really helped me get into woodworking before you, but these shots are what I like about you. Can’t take yourself too seriously. By the way, is alder a decent furniture wood? I see you using it mostly for mockups or jigs, except for a bookcase or armoire or something you made, and I found a furniture store near me selling stuff advertised as being “solid alder” and I’m wondering if that even means better.

    • thewoodwhisperer says:

      Haha thanks Frank. In some respects, I just never grew up. :)
      Alder is actually a pretty good furniture wood. Its not as dense or as durable as I usually prefer, but it can be made to look like more expensive woods quite easily. When I was making custom pieces for folks in this area, alder was the #1 requested wood. But the reason for its popularity is that it looks decent on its one, its incredibly cheap at only a couple bucks a board foot and can be made to look like maple, cherry, or walnut with just a little stain.

      • Frank Kovach says:

        Yes, that makes sense. People over here haven’t heard of it, except for a few stores in Wilmington that sell furniture from manufacturers on the left coast.

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